Understatement

File this one under Poorly Timed Email Campaign. I just received this from the Red Sox:

In the words of every sarcastic, nerdy outcast from a 1980s teen movie: "No shit, Sherlock." My home team needs more than my help; I am pretty sure what they need cannot be accomplished via an online vote. Groan. And while you're at it: fire the tool who sent this out today. Did I mention I hate everyone?